Junkman’s cricket review – tugging with the aussies

tugging with the aussies

the storyteller

With indian ground staff more inclined towards making a neutral wicket,the upcoming home test series with the aussies will be a tough nut to break.

some stats-icc test ratings,team standings.

Team Matches Points Rating
South Africa 32 3965 124
England 41 4825 118
Australia 42 4916 117
Pakistan 29 3148 109
India 37 3879 105
india vs australia a cat-dog fight.

India vs Australia
a cat-dog fight.

the upcoming test series with australia offers 4 test matches to settle bad blood against the best in business and hope for  a marginal improvement in its test ratings.the home soil anticipates turn and damp on the 4th and 5th day.hence, indian spinners will have busy days and testing times ahead,lot of shoe laces at lot times more will  need to be tied up by the likes of regular spinners -such as harbhajan singh, r.ashwin.

australia’s current test form:-

1st Test

14–18 December 2012
450/5d (131 overs)
v  Sri Lanka
336 (109.3 overs)
 Australia won by 137 runs

2nd Test

26–30 December 2012
Sri Lanka 
156 (43.4 overs)
v  Australia
460 (134.4 overs)
 Australia won by an innings and 201 runs

3rd Test

3–7 January 2013
 Sri Lanka
294 (87.4 overs)
v Australia 
432/9d (107 overs)
 Australia won by 5 wickets

however,for india-the recent test match with england turned out to be an eye opener with its turning wicket favouring the visitors  to victory. The dwell with pakistan gave a quick crash course in bowling department,both spinning lessons and fast bowling lessons

.the general commotion in the top order with the retirement of rahul dravid, vvs laxman has cracked up the indian defence line and upcoming indian pacers or rather indian version of pace bowlers need to pump up to explode their wrath and match evenly with the aussian class of  pace attack.

junkmans’ money on for this series – virat kohli, cheteshwar pujara,r.ashwin,b.kumar.

q’s- will the gentle giant ishant sharma and only swing no sling bhuvaneshwar kumar step up to zaheer’s shoes?

q’s- will the prodigy kid of captain cool- SIR  r. jadeja continue his dream run from the recent one day series with england and take it one level up to the kangaroos or get back to old state of being mocked by countless-hopeless countrymen?


recent form


q’s- will sachin tendulkar settle the 100th ton havoc series’ outmissed chance with the aussies?

q’s- most importantly: will india’s inability to play good length bouncers and short pitched balls be exposed?

india vs bouncers

india vs bouncers

it may all come down to one question: how green is the grass on indian wickets? or maybe more to the class of indian test batting line up,but with indian bowling department still struggling for a spark ,a slight fielding improvement in the side is a welcome plus to its armoury but at the end all departments of the game will be tested to breaking point  in the upcoming series.

we can be certain of one thing,alongside suresh raina in the practice nets,lot of others are practicing to duck the odd one and pull the lolly to distance because there may not be many in the gift wraps thrown as a a house warming present by the humble visitors arriving in the last week of feb.

we can adopt to atithi devo bhavah ( treating  visitor to your home like god) or “give no quarter” from the moment go in the series or a bit of both.this is the time to prove our mettle.

#meanwhile sachin tendulkar showing keen interest in music ,inaugrations and other hobbies to relax his overly – pressurizing and mentally taxing life – good shot sir!! 😀

sachin inaugrating

junkmans’ conclusion – with constancy of yuvraj,dhoni,sachin being fixed as predicted or unpredicted, the only real tug of war will be between the new guys and a rope  pulling their guts out of their skins and showing their long awaited potential along with their right to be in the international squad.

junkmans’ test squad score card on readiness – fielding -(2.5/3),bowling- (1.5/3),batting- (2/3), extra (1/1) for tendulkar effect.

total junkmans’ score-7/10.if sir r.jadeja fires well,we can add extra 0.5 to bowling & batting combined,taking the score to 7.5/10.if we get critical with bowling and expects r.jadeja to fail we deduct 0.5 extra and 0.5. from bowling card making score to – 6.5/10

junkmans’ comments – this analysis is reasonable and hopeful.




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Junkman’s movie review – the avengers

the storyteller

statutory warnings-spoilers,explicit language.

so here’s the deal,

marvel comics’ avengers is a superhero dream team,assembled by nick fury (samuel L jackson)-head of S.H.I.E.L.D.(another secret organisation,among the already blah millions of those working in the usa/hollywood movies),in simple terms he is more like a manager who can hardly manage superpowered cowboys,so they have the iron man,ofcouse,who couldn’t have guess, the movie- iron mans’ success is the reason that this one is out on grand payperview,& they have the hulk,who is more like the saviour of more than half of the sensible action sequence,they have the demi god thor,another superhero from outer space planet,good looking,but no girlfriend,runs around proclaming himself as the protector of earth with his hathoda (hammer),
and then.. they have this guy called,captain america,who is a “superhero”,okay! lets see, he cant fly,he needs a fucking parachute to jump,he has a shield that he uses for defence,he is not quick,he is not superbrained,he has no superlaser or any super vision in his eyes,or an offensive body mechanism or to a desperate measure-even a body spasm,that should qualify him as superhero,naah! this guy is more like a supersoldier,but he runs around with his vintage costume that his grandma bought him decades ago,he calls himself captain,as if!?.. crap! now everybody has to call him captain on board,not because he is captain,but his name is captain!! thats his first name now!
also,there’s some story about him being found on ice,they keep on repeating this in the movie,its nothing important and just eats the movie footage,cause he is not contributing anything to the team except panicking & asking others what to do,they should go here & there to stop a crisis! he is a crisis himself!

then there’s agent,black widow( scarlett johansson),super hot,crazy wachko martial arts skill,intelligent, and there’s hawkeye,more like a “teer-kamaan man” (bow-arrow man),so teer-kamaan man is loosely inspired from john rambo, he is a super agent,with his explosives stuffed in his teer-kamaan,he runs around with super accurate aims,he is still better that captn. america,as he carries no hopes with him to the audience level,he is shit! whereas captn. america is super shit!

okay so team is complete,which is far from graceful than the x-men or the dc- comics’ justice league…

now the crisis– so every super hero team needs a crisis,in this case its the Tesseract’s power on earth,which is nothing but like the transformers’ cube,it can open time portal,its has infinite power, thats all you can get to know about it,in the movie.

the villian– loki,thor’s brother,outer space planet god,wants to control earth(like every other bad guy),carries a super stick which makes him superpowered, he wants to use this cube like thing to unleash his army on earth.

the army– this army is a wannabe deceptacons(from transformers),their description is not clear,they are not enough detailed on colour,texture,madewith material,spacebeing classification,so its a turn off! they do have a big caterpillar, and flying open planes with “the army in it”.the army concept is not so clear,its not really thrilling to watch, for which you have waited all long 2 hours.

the final battle stand flaws

*teer-kamaan man,black widow,captn. are all fighting in open, middle of ground,with no protection, no cover,as you can get to see in the movie,that this army is attacking from all sides,they stand all along,untouched,black widow has gone too far with her skills,and teer- kamaan man is standing in open,never locked on by any of “the army”.

*where the fuck is the united states army?? sea marines?? f-22’s f-16’s,paramlilitary,no!! all they will give is the patrolling police cars with fat cops & tiny handguns.

*shield- overrides all protocols,is running the show,running the world,is super-most in command,no role of president,or international peace keeping forces(as shield is a peace keeper org.),this was also a turn off! no multi-level involvement is shown,except the cameramen & news people.

* hulk is shown too powerful in his first face off in the battle.

the things to notice

*iron man is their teams’ jack of all trades,he is intelligent,gizmo freak,superskilled.

*story has a lot of decourse at times, un interesting backgrounds,unwanted people,not successful to harness emotions at different points.

*captn. is the black sheep of the group,he is an embarrassment to the title-superhero.

*faceoff of superheros’ with each other is stil better.

so,ten point analysis for this superhero action movie-

2-background story,2-crisis,2-overall action,2-vilian,2- final showdown

they get-

1-story,1-crisis,1-overall action,1-villian,1-final showdown & additional 0.5 for hulk’s final scenes.

so 5.5/10-is junkmans’ rating.

comments-one time watch,dont be so hopeful,this analysis is critical,

* kyunki mere paise barbaad ho gaye*(my 45% percent ticket cost is down the drain).